Monday, April 4, 2011

9th: New window

Must-watch TV streaming on Netflix


I edited this one to make the link I pasted above open in a new window. This may be cheating, but I prefer the look.


-j-

Sunday, April 3, 2011

8th: mmmkay

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Friday, April 1, 2011

7th: The first attempt was a picture. Didn't work.

The first attempt to paste tonight ended up being a picture. Didn't work. Since finding the file and uploading it to the site is kind of cheating, I'll try again later. Until I change my mind about it being cheating. That'll be around the time I get bored of text/html only posts.

-j-

Monday, March 28, 2011

6th: Who wrote this product description?!?

Product Description

"Grandmotherly Dorthea Puente is becoming as renowned for her cooking as for being a notorious mass murder, serial killer and all around psycho"...THE SUN DORTHEA PUENTE has been accused of a lot of things...being a bad cook isn't one of them. You see, Dorothea ran a boarding house in Sacramento, Ca. and the care she provided was above and beyond other care providers, but one thing everyone involved in this case keyed in on was how awesome ALL of her tenants thought the cooking was...one tenant went as far as saying " Every Dinner at Dorothea's was like Thanksgiving Dinner!" NONE OF THEM WERE MURDERED...THEY DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES...I COULDN'T DO THAT ANYHOW, I'M NOT THAT TYPE OF PERSON...I'M TOO CARING AND I WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT MY PEOPLE EATING...EVERYBODY CAN TELL YOU THAT, WHY WOULD I SPEND MONEY FATTENING THEN UP IF I WAS GOING TO KILL THEM." ...DOROTHEA PUENTE Convicted Killer/Gormet Cook    


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This one was going to become an fb post, but I changed my mind. And here it is, posted anyway. Or rather, pasted anyway. It's from Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Cooking-Serial-Killer-Recipes-Dorothea/dp/1411615441
Only $9.98 and eligible for Super Saver Shipping!

Sunday, March 27, 2011

5th: My translation software won't tell me what it means

Иностранцы и так считают что у нас медведи по улице ходят. Представьте что они почувствуют, если увидят на ютубе как медведи Женятся!